vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

astudyiniero:

girls don’t want boyfriends girls want a seven book series about the marauders’ life at hogwarts

batmanisagatewaydrug:

givemeunicorns:

never going to be over the fact that Arthur and Molly Weasley had seven children of their own, and hardly enough money or space to make due, yet they never thought twice about having an extra space at the table or making one more sweater at Christmas for the people who came into their family by circumstance.

#people Harry should have seriously fucking considered naming his kids after

pantsagon:

The Sorting Hat of Harry Potter and Myers-Briggs Personality Typology
MB personality type and Jungian functions matched up with Hogwarts houses

pantsagon:

The Sorting Hat of Harry Potter and Myers-Briggs Personality Typology

MB personality type and Jungian functions matched up with Hogwarts houses

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

daydrinkbeliever:

roachpatrol:

bogusjake:

you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro

holy shit

 I want a woman to be wrath - cold hard and brutal wrath. 

hearts-andwrists:

dallon-eekes:

leedawidge:

jolanjoe:

glitterpill:

bymiathermopolis:

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

"They’re in a better position to judge than I am."
I think this is how most open minded people who value communication, connection, and are willing to learn from others think.

…Did… Did Russel Brand just explain how to react to being called out on something? 
Huh.

never underestimate this man

Wow. I used to dislike the guy…

He’s a somewhat notorious womanizer but other than that he’s a very lovely guy. I’m somewhat obsessed. 

My psych teacher went on a hike during vacation and was in a group and there was this one really funny guy that just never stopped making people laugh and he didn’t understand how this guy was so funny. later he realized it was russel brand. apparently a very nice, kind guy.
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hearts-andwrists:

dallon-eekes:

leedawidge:

jolanjoe:

glitterpill:

bymiathermopolis:

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

"They’re in a better position to judge than I am."
I think this is how most open minded people who value communication, connection, and are willing to learn from others think.

…Did… Did Russel Brand just explain how to react to being called out on something? 
Huh.

never underestimate this man

Wow. I used to dislike the guy…

He’s a somewhat notorious womanizer but other than that he’s a very lovely guy. I’m somewhat obsessed. 

My psych teacher went on a hike during vacation and was in a group and there was this one really funny guy that just never stopped making people laugh and he didn’t understand how this guy was so funny. later he realized it was russel brand. apparently a very nice, kind guy.
Zoom Info
hearts-andwrists:

dallon-eekes:

leedawidge:

jolanjoe:

glitterpill:

bymiathermopolis:

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

"They’re in a better position to judge than I am."
I think this is how most open minded people who value communication, connection, and are willing to learn from others think.

…Did… Did Russel Brand just explain how to react to being called out on something? 
Huh.

never underestimate this man

Wow. I used to dislike the guy…

He’s a somewhat notorious womanizer but other than that he’s a very lovely guy. I’m somewhat obsessed. 

My psych teacher went on a hike during vacation and was in a group and there was this one really funny guy that just never stopped making people laugh and he didn’t understand how this guy was so funny. later he realized it was russel brand. apparently a very nice, kind guy.
Zoom Info
hearts-andwrists:

dallon-eekes:

leedawidge:

jolanjoe:

glitterpill:

bymiathermopolis:

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

"They’re in a better position to judge than I am."
I think this is how most open minded people who value communication, connection, and are willing to learn from others think.

…Did… Did Russel Brand just explain how to react to being called out on something? 
Huh.

never underestimate this man

Wow. I used to dislike the guy…

He’s a somewhat notorious womanizer but other than that he’s a very lovely guy. I’m somewhat obsessed. 

My psych teacher went on a hike during vacation and was in a group and there was this one really funny guy that just never stopped making people laugh and he didn’t understand how this guy was so funny. later he realized it was russel brand. apparently a very nice, kind guy.
Zoom Info
hearts-andwrists:

dallon-eekes:

leedawidge:

jolanjoe:

glitterpill:

bymiathermopolis:

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

"They’re in a better position to judge than I am."
I think this is how most open minded people who value communication, connection, and are willing to learn from others think.

…Did… Did Russel Brand just explain how to react to being called out on something? 
Huh.

never underestimate this man

Wow. I used to dislike the guy…

He’s a somewhat notorious womanizer but other than that he’s a very lovely guy. I’m somewhat obsessed. 

My psych teacher went on a hike during vacation and was in a group and there was this one really funny guy that just never stopped making people laugh and he didn’t understand how this guy was so funny. later he realized it was russel brand. apparently a very nice, kind guy.
Zoom Info
hearts-andwrists:

dallon-eekes:

leedawidge:

jolanjoe:

glitterpill:

bymiathermopolis:

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

"They’re in a better position to judge than I am."
I think this is how most open minded people who value communication, connection, and are willing to learn from others think.

…Did… Did Russel Brand just explain how to react to being called out on something? 
Huh.

never underestimate this man

Wow. I used to dislike the guy…

He’s a somewhat notorious womanizer but other than that he’s a very lovely guy. I’m somewhat obsessed. 

My psych teacher went on a hike during vacation and was in a group and there was this one really funny guy that just never stopped making people laugh and he didn’t understand how this guy was so funny. later he realized it was russel brand. apparently a very nice, kind guy.
Zoom Info
hearts-andwrists:

dallon-eekes:

leedawidge:

jolanjoe:

glitterpill:

bymiathermopolis:

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

"They’re in a better position to judge than I am."
I think this is how most open minded people who value communication, connection, and are willing to learn from others think.

…Did… Did Russel Brand just explain how to react to being called out on something? 
Huh.

never underestimate this man

Wow. I used to dislike the guy…

He’s a somewhat notorious womanizer but other than that he’s a very lovely guy. I’m somewhat obsessed. 

My psych teacher went on a hike during vacation and was in a group and there was this one really funny guy that just never stopped making people laugh and he didn’t understand how this guy was so funny. later he realized it was russel brand. apparently a very nice, kind guy.
Zoom Info
hearts-andwrists:

dallon-eekes:

leedawidge:

jolanjoe:

glitterpill:

bymiathermopolis:

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

"They’re in a better position to judge than I am."
I think this is how most open minded people who value communication, connection, and are willing to learn from others think.

…Did… Did Russel Brand just explain how to react to being called out on something? 
Huh.

never underestimate this man

Wow. I used to dislike the guy…

He’s a somewhat notorious womanizer but other than that he’s a very lovely guy. I’m somewhat obsessed. 

My psych teacher went on a hike during vacation and was in a group and there was this one really funny guy that just never stopped making people laugh and he didn’t understand how this guy was so funny. later he realized it was russel brand. apparently a very nice, kind guy.
Zoom Info

hearts-andwrists:

dallon-eekes:

leedawidge:

jolanjoe:

glitterpill:

bymiathermopolis:

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

"They’re in a better position to judge than I am."

I think this is how most open minded people who value communication, connection, and are willing to learn from others think.

…Did… Did Russel Brand just explain how to react to being called out on something? 

Huh.

never underestimate this man

Wow. I used to dislike the guy…

He’s a somewhat notorious womanizer but other than that he’s a very lovely guy. I’m somewhat obsessed. 

My psych teacher went on a hike during vacation and was in a group and there was this one really funny guy that just never stopped making people laugh and he didn’t understand how this guy was so funny. later he realized it was russel brand. apparently a very nice, kind guy.